Spammers – predictable & stupid!


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As some of you will know, spammers irritate the hell out of me – they’re so stupid! But tonight one of ’em actually made me laugh. I’m always getting spam, warning me that the “classic” version of my email will be shutting down, followed by the threat that they’ll block my email if I don’t click on the link provided, to “upgrade”. Well as far as I know, no service provider who wants to stay in business, would email a client like a thug on steroids. Brass knuckle dusters, or what? 😀

Skull Knuckle duster brass knuckles by weaponcollector (3)

 

Anyway, I usually just report the buggers, add their email address (usually AOL, for some reason), and add them to my blocked address list; but this one was even more crass than usual. Not only did they issue the usual not so veiled threat to cut me off, they said I had to upgrade by October 2013. Do they have a Tardis? Can they travel back in time? I think not 😀

So, dickhead@aol, get a grip, and go and do something useful, like taking a long walk off a short pier 😀

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6 Responses to “Spammers – predictable & stupid!”

  1. Lovely! I get a lot of these folks, offering free sex, penis extenders (that’s a laugher, I’m 80), dates, discounted medicines and nice conversations. One spammer, who called himself “Jason” finally gave up and disappeared . . . or changed his, her or its name. May they all rest in peas. 😉

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  2. Automated annoyance. Maybe a few innocents get fooled and click on a link, one in 10 000? And end up with more spam. I instantly delete about 20 mails in a day, a kind of system hygiene, like brushing my teeth 🙂

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